sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
Guy: *puts a little bit of guacamole on burrito*
Me: *in a seductive voice* “come on daddy, you can do better than that”
Lmao I play too much
Britney is younger than Bey…
white people age like milk lol
Age like bananas in the sun